Again the Wizard laughed, for these were no ordinary vegetables, these vegetables had blackness in their hearts and murder on their minds...

“These vegetables are evil beyond measure and must be punished!” shouted Nestor, and the brave knights all agreed.

“LET US PUNISH THE VEGETABLES!”

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“A good chuckle and perfect escapism from the often all-too serious world of rock”

Alan Burridge Motorheadbanger

“Should bring a smile to even the most world weary metalhead’s beard!”

Hard Roxx Ezine

An uplifting comic fantasy in which a furtive self-pleasure is thwarted by the awesome power of True Metal buffoonery.

Possibly the finest use of ITC Garamond Condensed ever seen!